The shit writes itself

I'm sure this friend of mine was queuing up at the intelligent line but somehow they closed it when they got to the front.

But this friend had weird tuna for dinner, because they thought it was from a dolphin.

And a tiger is the female mate of the lions.

Being on the earth for so many years, you'd think everyone and anyone who had an education would know that the earth is not flat and its round... like a ball.

And how come if your going down under, it takes forever and a day? (Half of that statement is true) How come they can't go a shorter way? Is there a shorter way?

And why is Africa so poor when its such a big country.....

Figure please folks.

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